http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/04/01/not-april-fools-covid-19-test-kits-sent-to-the-uk-found-contaminated-with-trace-amounts-of-covid-19/
It's April Fools' Day, but this isn't a joke ...
Traces of the COVID-19 coronavirus were discovered on components of COVID-19 tests that were sent to the U.K., making the useless:
The Telegraph ~ Traces of #Covid19 were detected in parts of the coronavirus testing kits due for delivery in the coming days.
The components, which were from unnamed overseas countries, were sent to the U.K. by a company in Luxembourg:
Eurofins, which is based in Luxembourg, admitted there had been "an issue" but said other private providers had suffered the same problem.
It's unclear how the components were contaminated and senior health sources told the newspaper that the delay wouldn't significantly impact the UK's testing programme. ...
Uh huh ... yeah ... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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