Missing Montana woman feels like 'idiot' for getting lost in woods for a week
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/05/12/missing-woman-feels-like-idiot-for-getting-lost-in-montana-woods-for-week.html
...if ya ever go into the woods carry a deck of cards with ya. If ya get lost ya just find yourself a flat place and deal out a hand of solitaire. When somebody comes up behind ya and tells ya that the black ten goes on the red jack ya just follows him out of the woods.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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