Uh oh ... burnt toast has found a way to infiltrate the snowflakes' "safe zones" at the University of Wisconsin! The HORRORS of it all!
UW Madison Student Claims Racism over Burnt Toast
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/05/08/uw-madison-students-claims-racism-over-being-served-burnt-toast/

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