...here in Georgia we had a local sheriff arrested for impersonating Anthony Weiner. Well, actually he was arrested for Flagrant Weiner Wagging in a park where anyone walking around without their zipper at half mast is considered to be improperly dressed. The Sheriff is from DeKalb County.
Georgia sheriff accused of exposing himself at Atlanta park, running away from bike cop
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/georgia-sheriff-accused-exposing-atlanta-park-article-1.3146793
...back when I was a cop, we would only expose ourselves to ladies. I dunno what this world is coming to.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!