Police to quiz girlfriend over British UFO conspiracy theorist's mystery death after he vomited two litres of black fluid
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-quiz-girlfriend-over-british-9914349
...capn, how did this one sneak past ya??

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!