Well now, ribit ... if'n you were to give poor ol' Hillary one of yer famous all-in-one buff, shine, and oil check specials, ya might even make her presentable enough for ol' Billy Jeff to do her for the first time in 37 years. Ya never know ... could happen?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence