...milo looks like a johnson slurper to me, I could be wrong but if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and swims like a duck it's probably a duck.
...now if milo were a liberal johnson slurper the left would want his book made required reading for middle school kids all over.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!