ribit >> ...there are yankees like some of you guys and damnedyankees like keystone.
As any Texan can tell you, there are THREE types of Yankees; yankee, damnedyankee, and gdyankees.
1. Yankee - any person born born and living north of the Mason Dixon line.
2. damnedyankee - any yankee that visits, and then leaves.
3. gdyankee - any yankee that visits, and then moves down here to live.

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