Titties and Beer. We don't talk shit like that up here in Yankeeland.
...lots of yankees like titties. You must be the exception to the rule.
Try and remember up here the Civi War is taught as the greatest tragedy in our history.
Union Forever was never a battle cry. It was a promise.
...so why are you so much in opposition to the president of that union?
There is no difference between a New Yorker and a Georgian. Your history is mine.
...your history is mostly made up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVQPGVIAgPs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_eK9ERNChI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prBXNwxjU4I
...I removed the 's' for ya so somebody can go check out your crap if they want to.
Of course we invented baseball, basketball, beef jerky, boiled peanuts, peach pie, grits, and Viagra, but we have always shared with you rednecks.
...we didn't need the viagra.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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