I suppose the dude just wanted to swim in a BIG hot tub, eh?
Now, Professor ... like I said before ... we dearly love you Aggies ... you're our Texas brothers, after all. And, we acknowledge our responsibility to look after the welfare of our stunted brethren from College Station ... try to keep 'em from gettin' run over by a bus and such. But, while this video truly is a great example of a full-blown Aggie "Watch This!" moment ... none of us are jumpin' in to pull him out and save him from his Aggie self. This is his own personal Darwinian moment. And, no ... I don't think a transfer to The University of Texas would help him ... he's already too far gone.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence