I can't stop laughing!
My favorite part:

“You pretend you have the moral high ground but you put that man’s finger on the nuclear button. That man doesn’t believe in climate change,� she said, using air quotes for dramatic effect.

That really might be clo! Did she fly out here for the million vagina leak???

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