I can't stop laughing!
My favorite part:

“You pretend you have the moral high ground but you put that man’s finger on the nuclear button. That man doesn’t believe in climate change,” she said, using air quotes for dramatic effect.

That really might be clo! Did she fly out here for the million vagina leak???

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