When my time to go arrives, I would prefer to go quietly in my sleep like my uncle did and not be screaming and crying like all his passengers were.
They say when ya pass away your entire life flashes before your eyes. My life has been pretty boring. I wonder if I could arrange to have Hugh Hefners life flash before my eyes.
...ribit

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!