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...the wife of a friend of mine called her husband as she was broke down on the side of the road. "The motor was making so much noise I couldn't hear the radio" she reported.
..."what did you do?"
..."I turned up the radio!"
It's always nice to have a plan B

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!