Lord of all the beasts
Finally, Dear Leader is receiving the recognition that is due.
Our inside source revealed the following:
In Havana, Obama will receive the title of Hero of the Republic of Cuba for magnanimous concessions to the communist regime without getting even a box of cigars ​in return​.
In Tehran, Obama will receive the Order of the Islamic Republic for the nuclear deal he struck with Iran and the huge pile of cash sent over to help the country build a high-speed rail system.
In Damascus, Obama will receive the Order of Civil Merit for drawing his famous line in the sand and forgetting all about it​, which enabled Syria to coordinate its use of WMD with Obama getting​ a tee time at Pebble Beach.
In Gaza, Obama will receive the Order of the Crescent Moon (invented especially for him) for allowing the passage of a UN Security Council resolution condemning Israel.
I hear, there is also a statue in the making :
Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good ...
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