
FBI: Santa disclosed 'naughty list' on WikiLeaks, "Helped Trump win election"; Obama expels Rudolph, Prancer, Vixen, and 35 elves in retaliation
California builds wall to keep out Trump supporters
Bernie supporters stunned there is no socialist Santa Claus, vow to continue demanding free chocolate cookies, milk
Washington Post sues Internet for infringing on 'fake news' business
Controversy in the lab: white mold excludes black mold; Harvard biologist blames
'Petri dish cultures of hate'
Scientific News: Long after 1961 burial physicists uncertain Schrödinger is dead
Negative yielding bonds send sheep shearing futures soaring
Venezuelan Children cook and eat their own Christmas toys
Sexed-up Mother Russia becomes Milf Russia; Motherland renamed into Milfland on Putin's orders
North Korea abandons cashless economy plan after learning citizens already have no cash
Russian hacker made me change my vote: confession of a Hillary voter
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Nibiru joins Nation of Islam, renames itself Planet X
Convergence nears: 3-D printer prints 3-D printer

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