Well, Professor Kringle ... since you're advocatin' and all ... AND Christmas Day is comin' up ... I'd sure like to have a Browning M2 if'n you don't mind.
Thanks in advance!
B.
P.S. Please deliver in an unmarked crate, don'tcha know!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence