re: "That halfwitted moron needs to get a clue."
Who'd have thought that there's actually a reason for journalists to have integrity??? The sad fact is, if they don't have it, they eventually lose their audience.
Time to send them all back to school. Journalism 1A needs to begin like this:
There once was a little boy who was tending his father's sheep. He did not like his work. It was very dull. One day, he had an idea for how he could make his work much more exciting. "If I just tell a story about having seen a wolf," he reasoned, "I'll be the most interesting person in the entire town! Never mind that it's not true...."

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