I was reading through old messages on Triple-Fart and realized what a treasure it is - if you enjoy humor of the extremely stupid variety, that is. We could spend months re-posting favorites. Here's one of mine:
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Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%. Let's see how long that takes. - De 3/11/2013 - ANSWER: 7 Years, 5 Months