http://www.businessinsider.com/clinton-election-loss-champagne-2016-11
Yep, they took big ol' gulps, looked at the election boards, and spewed all of that bubbly right out of their noses.
Good thing zzfart was there to lap it all up.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence