Val Kilmer Struggles to Speak With Swollen Tongue During Public Appearance
http://www.eonline.com/news/808795/val-kilmer-struggles-to-speak-with-swollen-tongue-during-public-appearance
...that swollen tongue thing can be painful. I had it once. I was at a party slow dancing with a chick and some drunk that couldn't hold his liquor came along and stepped on it.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!