Ribit,
The co-eds are going to these counseling sessions looking for virile, male Trump supporters to throw 'em a bone.
Given that the Democrat Party only likes emasculated men, any of the grieving male students who are attending these counseling sessions are probably looking for the same thing as the co-eds.
B.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence