The planned Clinton Washington DC Swamp Expansion Project has been cancelled.
Instead, the Trump Swamp Draining Project has been green-lit, and will commence 6am Jan. 21, 2017 with clearing of the largest blockages to allow the draining to begin.
The project management expects to bring the effort to completion ahead of schedule and under budget.
All residents are warned to avoid the clearing machinery, as it will take your ****ing head right off if you are contributing to the blockage.
