Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement.
Why does Hillary prefer dogs to Bill Clinton?
A dog chases his own tail
Why did Bill Clinton quit the saxophone?
So he could play that Hoarmonica
What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.
What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
"Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Hillary Clinton was addressing a group of American Indians in New York telling them all she did as senator and all she plans to do for them as President.
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At the end of the meeting the chief gave her a plaque with her honorary indian name, Walking Eagle.
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After she left someone asked the chief if there is any meaning to that name.
He said "A walking Eagle is a bird that is so full of crap, it can not fly."
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(Zim.)
Mad Poet Strikes Again.
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