Cops: Naked Missouri Couple Rode Stolen Lawn Mower In Broad Daylight
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/joplin/naked-lawn-mower-jockeys-648932
...snapits will neither confirm or deny that this is him and the crazy cat lady.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!