Guy Clark (from Hee Haw) told a story about visiting his grandpa. Drove his car as far as it could go and borrowed a mule and rode it as far as it could go then swam a river and scaled a mountain and swung over a great chasm on a vine. Walked up to his grandpa's cabin and there was a sign on the door. "GONE TO THE COUNTRY".
...that's old decamps place now.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!