The hottest new political bumper sticker in New York State:
"RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put 'em on the rear bumper...
Republicans affix them to the front bumper.
What does Hillary Clinton do after shaving her pussy in the morning?
She puts a suit and tie on him and sends him off to work.
How cold is it?... Well, it's so cold that Bill Clinton is
sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.
Bill C., Hillary R.-C., and Newt are all in a terrible plane crash.
They all stand before God.
"Who are you?" asks a voice.
"I'm Newt Gingrich," says Newt.
"Ah, Newt, my son. Come and sit here, on my right side," says God.
"And who are you?"
"I'm Bill Clinton," says Bill.
"Ah, Bill, my son. Come and sit here, on my left side," says God.
"And who are you?"
"I'm Hillary Rodham-Clinton, and I think you're in my chair."
Hillary and Bill were on their private plane and Bill said, "Hillary,
I want to throw a $100 dollar bill out the window and make one person
happy."
Hillary replies, "why don't you throw 10 $10 dollar bills out and
make 10 people happy?"
Then their pilot says, "Why don't you both jump out the window and
make everyone happy!"
Bill is seen leaving the Whitehouse one afternoon with a puppy
on a leash.
A bystander hollers, "good looking dog, Mr. President".
Bill smiles and responds, "Thanks. I got him for Hillary".
The bystander shouts back, "NICE TRADE!"
President Clinton was out jogging when a Hooker standing on the
corner hailed him.
"Hey Mr. President Fifty bucks!"
"No, no." Bill replied with a grin, "Five bucks!" and kept on jogging.
This exchange soon became a part of the President's normal routine.
Each day as he'd approach the corner, the hooker would yell out, "Hey
Mr. President...Fifty Bucks!" and Bill would holler back, "No, Five Bucks!"
Well, one day, Hillary decided she wanted to go jogging with Bill.
As they neared the corner, Bill suddenly realized what a terrible scene
was about to happen. Sure enough, there was the hooker, and just like
all the other times she smiled and waved and yelled out, "Hey
Mr. President...See what you get for Five Bucks!"
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(..Zim..)
Mad Poet Strikes Again.
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