Dead Whale Towed Off Los Angeles Beach Ahead of Holiday Weekend
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/dead-whale-towed-los-angeles-908101
...they tried to blow one up several years back. Whale crappola covered a couple of blocks.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!