Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891
...anybody who has ever been into a Kroger has wanted to do that at one time or another. They make ya get one of their shopping FOB thingy's or pay extra for yer groceries. I call it the KROGER NAZI SHOPPING FOB.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!