Irate beaver 'takes man hostage'
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/04/25/irate-beaver-takes-man-hostage.html?intcmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obinsite
...if any of you guys is ever late getting home, I would advise against using the TAKEN HOSTAGE BY A BEAVER excuse. It never works. Trust me!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!