Tonight marks the world’s first armpit-smelling dating night.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/beauty/body/ahead-of-the-worlds-first-armpit-smelling-date-night-we-give-you/
...damn, I would love to attend, but I have a previous engagement rearranging my sock drawer.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!