Burglar Sues Man Who Shot Him: ‘I’m Lucky to Be Alive’
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/26/burglar-sues-man-who-shot-him-i-m-lucky-to-be-alive.html
...if he burgled my house then sued me for shooting him, he would be lucky to stay alive.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!