A Brilliant Suggestion for the NFL!
NFL Team owners are plagued with a host of problems such as salary caps, players getting arrested, players holding out, strikes, incompetent coaches, underinflated footballs, weather, needing new staidums all the time. It's a horrible nightmare for them. This morning after reading a few articles about the Iowa primary I realized the answer to their problems. All football games could be resolved by a coin toss. Instead of having a coin toss to see who gets the ball first, the coin toss would settle who won the game. Then ya could have a halftime show and go home.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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