Why the left is winning!
They never tire of whining and conservatives give in and let them have their way just to get em to shut up. The shut up thing doesn't work. They always call whatever it is that they said would make em happy forever is only a step forward, but they are never satisfied.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!