Naked woman goes on rampage through Waffle House
A woman is facing several charges after going on a rampage at a Waffle House restaurant in Kennesaw, Ga., all while completely naked.
http://myfox8.com/2016/01/14/naked-woman-goes-on-rampage-through-waffle-house/
...she didn't want to get any Berts Chili on her clothes.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!