Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store
...man stuffs two foot python in his pants in Oregon. Cops is on the lookout for a suspect who answers to the name of capn nemo.
http://nypost.com/2016/01/12/thief-stuffs-python-down-his-pants-at-pet-store/

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!