Wudja believe *I* mist a crossword word by NOT remembering
one of Santas reindeer names? (hint. NOT Rudolph)
well anyway, lettuce begin.
Oh, and BTW Bitter cold this AM and I hadda leave extra early on a super secret mission. Gas was as low as $1.61
(one station only) and it was I think, a official 24 degrees.
and like a damn fool, I bought TWO gallons of de-icer
sposed to be LIQUID down to forty below, and it freezes on my windows and not even ZERO. (IHIWTH)
TIme to kill, I did ALL the crosswords and puzzles and
read the entire paper (too cold for the black folks to be out criminalling) and so..
SPOT THE SIX
A man is sweating behind a power mower in his yard.
his wife (or so we are lead to believe) is brining him
a tray with two glasses on it. Typical back yard.
#1. Woman's apron longer in bottom picture.
#2. Woman's hairdo different.
#3. Window on house taller/higher in top picture.
#4. One glass on the tray is taller, top picture.
#5. Mower:
crossbar on handle missing in top picture and
"TEETH" or comb, something on the front of the mower
is missing, top picture.
(A grandma to be writes to ANN LANDERS that her lesbian
daughter marred to another woman is having a baby by
a secret sperm donor and she does not "feel the love" of the coming child.)
JUMBLES FOR CLO
MAHES 1-3-4
CEWIT 1-2-3
NEDORT 1-2-5
HEYCAP 1-2-5
THE ANTI-SOCIAL OCTOPUS WELCOMED THE UNEXPECTED
VISITOR (skin diver) .....__ __ __ __ * __ __ __ __ * __ __ __.
( 4 4 3.)
easy
EL PUZZLE GRANDE
VIUD YIU ZRYIUA AUTEEN DUUSUS HMCYRZ
QRAZTEVUTA QRA IUA XDQTDY, CIU HTEEUS
IUA JTJN-CMXYUA. p-r
SUDOKU
**806*931*000**
**003*085*090**
**000*040*080**
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**280*500*000**
**600*020*005**
**000*006*042**
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**050*090*000**
**090*760*300**
**000*354*709** p-r
and so, I gets the mail, late yesterday and init is a pink form
telling me I have until 1-11 to clean up my yard and porch
and whatever else they can find to bitch about OR ELSE.
That is not quite the bad news you might think. Last two
times I was summoned to coat wif NO WARNING. Least
that could cost me was $60 coat cosses. I intended to
claim innocence on the basis of not understanding the
charge due to being black, plus being discriminated against.
Lawyers said I had to actually BE black. (wifout makeup)
I got a ragged start this AM. enough to notice but only
a teeny bit.
I read some more of Doctor Johnson and Boswell.
JOHNSON is a great author, like others you read his
writing and see things you have thought for yourself
only said better. Maybe in time I will read it ALL. for now
just this slim students condensed version. (from the
1920's)
Two unusual killings, and one (another) three years old
black infant who was playing in his living room when
a drive-by shooter shot up his house. He (the baby)
was NOT killed. Another black fellow was chased down
by a baddie driving a car, then said baddie run after
him on foot, caught him, shot him, and continued
shooting after he was down. Po-lices are mystified.
(all dis happen in NORTH COUNTY)
THIS library closes Saturday for a extended renovation.
They are closing three other branches at the same
time, as did they the last go around, to redo one
they close four at once. I am told this is the bestest
way to accomplish it. They got a vote (ballot) to redo
one library which they will now (already have, in fact)
close permanently, and built a new one (far too big
with tons of unused space) on some VERY expensive
real estate. I have been there twice, I do not like
it.
ribit, doth thou have a headsman on call? micro asking
me back, and I am THINKING of it, if only A-bob is
beheaded. In a pinch, I will settle for his right hand
up to the elbow. AND you have failed again in your
given mission to raise the Georgia Volunteers for
our now annual invasion of Canada. I tire of
hearing there is always NEXT year. By now we
should be renaming cities and streets, and having
statues (of us) made. And our likenesses on stamps
and coins.
BTW, I forgot, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales aint too
good a painter, he does water colors, and those only
of scenery. I guess he cannot paint people and animals.
Just trees and rocks and water. And, to me, they all
sorta look alike, like Ni..... nevermind.
Pope Thad, aka snapits, Tom to friends Keeper of
the Faith
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