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Re: A man in Russiaâ��s Far East woke up in the morgue after having been declared dead, local media report. Before the incident, he had been doing v 

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Thu, 31 Dec 15 10:40 AM | 85 view(s)
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...I was attending a funeral and one of my favorite nephews was there. He looks like Dale Earnhardt and sings like Merle Haggard which is only two of the reason I like him. The third is his sense of humor.

Whilst we were standing there being all polite and proper my wifes nutty sister walked by and she was discussing funeral arrangements and what she wanted at her funeral. She was telling what songs she wants sung and who she wants to speak and what she wants em to say.

"Ya know what I would like to have somebody say at my funeral?" he asks.

"Not a clue"

"LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"




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Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!

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Re: A man in Russia�s Far East woke up in the morgue after having been declared dead, local media report. Before the incident, he had been doing vodka rounds with friends � and
By: Decomposed in POPE IV
Thu, 31 Dec 15 10:30 AM 		Msg. 01819 of 47202

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re: "A man in Russia’s Far East woke up in the morgue after having been declared dead"

If I ever die, please make sure I'm dead. One way would be to bring Nancy Pelosi in and have her do her sexy naked dance. If you see anything move, it means rigor mortis has set in and you can bury me. 

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