A man in Russia’s Far East woke up in the morgue after having been declared dead, local media report. Before the incident, he had been doing vodka rounds with friends – and after the “miraculous awakening,” he went back to the party
http://www.rt.com/news/327498--dead-russian-man-vodka/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
...such dedication brings a tear to the eye of this old man.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!