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INK OUT LOUD’s Guide to Confusing the Heck Out of Google
Use baby name websites to name your characters. Google now thinks you’re an expectant mother.
Set your story in a different city and spend a lot of time looking up directions from place to place. Google now thinks you need plane tickets to Illinois.
Use apartment.com to figure out which buildings people might hypothetically live in. Google now thinks you’re in the market for a loft apartment in Chicago.
Write a police procedural and research service weapons in detail. Google now thinks you’re in the market for a Swiss handgun.
Write something historical and research Chinese torture. Google now thinks you’re into S & M.
Emulate Bret Easton Ellis and talk about what everyone’s wearing. Google now thinks you’re shopping for a Paul Smith suit from Nordstrom.
Write characters who have way more money than you ever will. Google now thinks you can afford a Rolex (LOL).
Figure out under what circumstances police can enter your home without a warrant. Google now thinks you need a lawyer.
Look up embalming techniques. Google now thinks you need a good funeral home.
Find a blueprint for the Gold Coast Ballroom. Google now thinks you’re planning a party.
Research some foreign curse words for added realism. Google now thinks you’re interested in learning Mandarin.
Map some major newspaper circulation. Google now thinks you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal.
Get some specific info about cars. Google now thinks you need a new Maserati.
Do some club scene location research. Google now thinks you’re a gay man who likes electronica.
Figure out what majors they offer at SAIC. Google now thinks you’re an aspiring art student.
Find a comparison chart for different prescription painkillers. Google now thinks you’re a cancer patient.
Learn about how to evaluate diamonds properly. Google now thinks you’re in the market for an engagement ring.
Find the right ingredients for making dynamite and buying ballistic missiles on the black market. Google now thinks you’re a terrorist and is reporting you to the government.
Look up bolt cutters and die grinders and other ways to get out of handcuffs. Google now thinks you’re in construction.
Figure out what type of stone has that nice red color. Google know thinks you’re a geologist.
Map the best route to sail from Bristol to the Polynesian triangle. Google now thinks you need some nifty new gadgets for your yacht.
Use thesaurus.com a lot. Google now thinks you’re an English teacher.
Find out at what elevation the air temperature starts to drop. Google now thinks you’re a mountain climber.
Do a comparison of different types and lengths of kitchen knives. Google now thinks you’re a gourmet chef.
Look up how long it takes to bleed to death if you sever your femoral artery. Google now thinks you need professional help.
To be perfectly honest, you could condense this list to like five bullets:
Be a writer.
Do your research.
Do it online.
Google now thinks you have raging MPD and doesn’t know what to recommend.
Sit back and LOL as Google offers you advertisements for all kinds of crazy things you will never, ever need.
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