I know you'll like this one, mon...from the 'Weird and Pissed Off' blog:
Watch me not care
People, I'm getting long past tired of the hysteria concerning What Non-Americans Think.
(WARNING: Some serious-ass profanity below)
OMGOMGOMG teh UN is roping us into a treaty that will take our gunz away!!oneone11!!
Fuck the UN. And the horse they rode in on. And its mother. With a Mr. Destroyer dildo. Wrapped in razor wire. And dipped in Apocalypse Hot Sauce.
I'm a citizen of the United States of America, not the United Bloodthirsty Dictators Nations. I do not recognize any foreign 'treaty' that attempts to abrogate any of my God-given rights enumerated in the Constitution. I didn't sign it, I will never sign it, and I will not abide by it. Period, full stop. If the UN wants my guns, they can come and get them...but they'd do well to remember a simple mathematical equation: (blue helmets + Arizona landscape x .308) = duck hunt.
OMGOMGOMG teh Muslims are demanding we undermine the First Amendment!!eleventyoneses!!11!!
I'm not getting all emphatic here, because frankly, I can't even work up sufficient indignation over this laughable little hissy fit. Guess what, Jihadists? I do not give a beer fart in a windstorm about the opinions of savages. When you pigfuckers grow the hell up and learn to deal with dissenting opinions like rational human beings, maybe I'll start caring. Even making a single recognizable contribution to civilization would pique my interest. Hell, just stop raping everything in sight and throwing acid in peoples' faces, and I'll at least lend you an ear. But until you show some signs of being other than psychotic cavemen, your temper tantrums accomplish nothing but reinforcing my opinion that your sick, Satanic cult is a disease upon this Earth.
My rights to life, liberty, free speech and defense are not up for debate. They are granted me (and every human being) by the Lord our God, or if you prefer, they are inherent in my nature as a living, sentient being. That is Truth.
Sign all the pieces of paper you like. Burn all the flags you want. In the face of Truth, it all means nothing. Our rights are what they are. Period.
So I don't see the reason for all the cyberfuss.
http://productiveclassrevolt.blogspot.com/2012/10/watch-me-not-care.html

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