Yep, Professor ... it IS nothing more than a deep, dark conspiracy whose sole purpose is to see to it that you have no choice, whatsoever, but to get out to the polls on November 6th and cast your vote for Romney/Ryan. Curse that damnably fiendish Mormon/Catholic/Jewish cabal!!!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence