Said church spokesman Kirk Cuke: "We have learned that American-grown cucumbers are pickled, canned
and exported in large quantities to Israel, and that fresh cucumbers are grown in many European countries and sold to Israel for pickling. The consumption of these pickles by members of Mossad, the Israeli military, and their sale by Israeli merchants and supermarkets directly supports the Israeli oppression of the Palestinians."
The twisted logic of this aside, it's simply too punny!
Kirk (German for church) Cuke (OMG!) is the Presbyterian spokesperson opposing cucumber farmers?
ROTFLMAO!!!!

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