Lighten up, mon. It was funny...and that's from the guy who posted several score versions of Sousa's classic here a number of times. Unfortunately, the post was lost in Bob's purge and I didn't have time to recreate it. Actually, I started to do it, but cracked up when I found the Muppet version and decided that it would suffice.
Here's one of my personal fave versions...yeh, there are lyrics!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kglWth784uU
Or how 'bout a trombone quartet version?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHw8P8NnUvI
Speaking of classics, we lost Bill Tapia at 103 last year, but he had been playing S&SF since he was 10:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1cpRm3Fe0U

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