Stranger than fiction department...
All the post-operative warnings and cautions were about how to care for the hole they punched in my radial artery. The concern of course is that the wound opens up and I start spurting blood like Dan Akroyd's classic SNL Julia Child bit.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/3523/saturday-night-live-the-french-chef
Not a word about my heart. When I asked, the nurse said simply, 'we fixed it.'

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