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Re: Too funny...

By: DueDillinger in CONSTITUTION | Recommend this post (0)
Sun, 05 Feb 12 7:05 AM | 53 view(s)
Boardmark this board | Constitutional Corner 		Msg. 17308 of 21975
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The plaintiff didn't buttfire the rocket. He fell off the deck purportedly because he was startled and there was no railing.

[Defendant] placed a bottle rocket in his anus [and] ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in Defendant's rectum, and this startled plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck

I think he probably fell because he was laughing so hard.

That said, it's still a sad commentary on our times and the litigious nature of our society.

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Re: Too funny...
By: Beldin in CONSTITUTION
Sun, 05 Feb 12 3:53 AM 		Msg. 17307 of 21975

It's also a sad commentary on our current societal norms that:

(1) Anyone would publicly admit, let alone file a lawsuit and testify in court, that they injured themselves by moronically attempting to fire a bottlerocket out of their own ass.

(2) Anyone would think, for even a nano-second, that someone else should pay them for injuries sustained from their moronic attempt to fire a bottlerocket out of their own ass.

(3) The judge did not immediately tell this anal fireworks wunderkind that he is an abject idiot who is responsible for his own, self-inflicted injuries and that he should "GET THE HELL OUT OF THE COURTROOM AND YOUR CHARRED ASS IS NEVER TO RETURN!" Oh, and ... "Have a nice day. And, don't let the door hit your burned bum on the way out."

Rolling Eyes


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