Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo
Dallas police are on the lookout for a man who could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas.
http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011/10/woman-allegedly-beaten-with-frozen-armadillo/
...in Georgia, we are much more civilized. We beats our wimmenz wif possums!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!