Occupy Bill Arp!
...sadly no protesters have arrived to occupy Bill Arp Georgia and protest all our big businesses which consist of Bubba's Beer Bait and Ammo Store and a Consignment Sale Clothing store and a filling station / convenience store owned by a guy we call Habib. We don't know what his real name is cause it's got so many syllables in it that it is unpronouncable. We think he is Cuban which is why we call him Habib. It seems to make him really angry.
...another reason there are no protesters is that we got no "media" to speak of unless you count the big swamp gazette which is owned and operated by myself.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!