Nah, that's Texas A&M ... the worst football team that SEC money can buy. But, it's hard to blame the poor Aggies ... they're so tired of living with their long-suffering, self-inflicted SWC/Big 12 inferiority complex that they naturally look east to "greener" SEC territory where they can develop a whole new inferiority complex at the hands of a different set of schools. Good luck with that, mon ami!

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The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence