monkeytrots
...I had a feather I found somewhere or another in my out n abouts that I was gonna use to make an indian headband for one of my grandkids. A local snoop / emvoro loon saw it on the dashboard of my truck whilst it was parked down at the barbershop. He came in and asked who's truck it was and I told him it was mine. He asked me what that feather came off of. I told him "A Goat!"
If ya hear of anyone getting arrested for possession of Goat Feathers. Please help me raise bail money.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!