ribit ... I gots a better idea for ya.
If a grizzly bear comes into your yard, throw a couple 1.75 liter bottles of rot-gut whiskey to it, wait for it to get woozy, transport it to Assistant U.S. Attorney Nancy Cook's personal residence, put the bear in her back yard, and let's see how she reacts to a bad-tempered grizzly bear in close proximity to her family.